Post Malone’s iconic face tattoos have seriously made waves in the beauty game—and honestly, they’re lowkey super fun to recreate without, you know, the lifetime commitment. 😂 If you’ve always wanted that grungey-but-glam Posty look for a party, music fest, or just to mess with your friends during Taco Tuesday, I’ve got your back. Today, we’re gonna slay this look! The best part? We’re using temporary versions of his tats (of course), so you can live your best Post Malone fantasy without, like, regretting it forever.
Before getting into the exact “how-to” part, I need to set a teeny disclaimer. This tutorial is not about cultural appropriation or throwing shade on anyone’s ink choices—it’s all in good fun and for those who appreciate Post Malone’s art style. Plus, trust me—these tattoos can add an edgy vibe to so many different looks! Let’s have some fun with it, okay?
Things You’ll Need to Get That Posty Face Ink Vibes
First thing first: let’s get prepped! Post Malone’s face tattoos have wild variety and quirky meanings, so if you’re going all in, you’ll need a mix of tools to nail that variety. Here’s a quick list of the stuff that’ll make this magic happen:
- Temporary tattoo sheets (you can find Post Malone-inspired designs online—plenty of options available!)
- Fine eyeliner pens (to draw some of the smaller, more delicate tattoos if you’re feeling artsy)
- Setting spray or translucent powder (for sealing your final look)
- Q-tips and micellar water (for tiny touch-ups or erasing mistakes, because we all mess up sometimes)
- A mirror (duh!!! Face ink is NOT something we can blindly do)
Honestly, temporary tattoo sheets are your BEST bet. You can literally order Posty’s iconic ones like the barbed wire, “Stay Away,” and even the swords in a collection. These sheets stick to the skin and can be removed with water anytime you want.
Why Use Eyeliner Pens?
Some of Post’s tattoos are too fine to capture using regular temporary tattoo sheets, especially if you’re looking for precision on the smaller designs. Trust me—eyeliner pens are your makeup cheat code to draw them like a boss.
Plus, they’re also AMAZING for adding little details to customize your look if ya wanna make changes or personalize it to your vibe! You might fall in love and keep these pens forever just for the control they give you.
OK, Let’s Break It Down: Post Malone’s Key Face Tattoos & How to Fake Them
So, let’s go through Post’s most noticeable face tattoos and how you can easily recreate them with this fun, extra-edgy temporary version! These are my faves—and I’m pretty sure they’re also yours if you’re into this tutorial.
1. The “Stay Away” Tattoo (Above His Right Brow)
This one’s FAMOUS, probably Post Malone’s signature tat. And let’s be real: it’s a mood. 😂 If you’re ready to amp up those anti-social vibes, plop this tattoo on your face!
You’ll want:
– A sheet with the “Stay Away” tattoo OR
– Fine-tip eyeliner pen to hand-draw the letters.
Here’s how to apply it:
If you got the sheet, all you need to do is cut out the words. Put ’em just above one of your eyebrows—whichever one feels right—even if Post has his on the right. Wet the area with a gentle sponge and press down for a few seconds.
BAM! You’ve got the “don’t talk to me” vibes instantly. 😂
Using eyeliner to draw it yourself? Keep the strokes thin and sharp. Go slow if needed—better to be steady than rush it and mess it up. Practice a bit if you have time!
Here’s a tip for perfectionists: use an eyebrow pencil FIRST to sketch it out before committing to the ink!
2. The Barbed-Wire Crown Tattoo (Across His Hairline)
Post’s barbed wire tattoo is, like, the angry halo we didn’t know we needed. It loops across his hairline and is such a hardcore addition to the face ink.
You’ll need:
– A pre-made barbed wire temporary tattoo (because ain’t nobody got time to hand-draw this beast)
How to apply:
Cut it out and place it strategically on your hairline. Be sure to keep the placement even across your forehead for that balanced, “don’t mess with me” tough-girl look. Since it’s going across your entire face, you’ll need to make sure it sticks properly—just hold it down for a few seconds while gently wetting it to transfer! Easy peasy.
For a lil extra somethin’, you can smudge some eyeliner under your eyes to add a bit of grunge to the whole bad-girl aesthetic. 😏
3. Curved Sword Dagger (Down His Right Side of the Face)
Okay, this one is FIRE and we all know it! The curved sword dagger runs down his face from the side of his eyebrow to near his chin. This tattoo speaks BOLD—no denying it.
Here’s what you’ll need:
– Curved sword dagger Temporary Tattoo Sheet (Again, pre-made is key here. Super hard to freehand, plus you’ll want it to look clean and badass.)
To apply:
This one can mess with your placement game. Line it up carefully so it runs vertically down the right side of your face, starting near the outer hairline. Hold and press with water. Voila! 🎯 The smugglin’ sword-vibes are REAL.
For extra “Posty” drama, you can tilt it a tiny bit toward your ear to give it that unique flow. But remember to keep it straight-ish!
Pro tip: Smudge a bit of bronzer around to give it a cool “worn-in” effect, like **you’re** a tattooed rockstar—slash—road warrior.
4. The Famous “Always Tired” Under-Eyes Tattoo
You can’t pull off a Posty look without repping his “Always Tired” tattoo under his eyes. It’s like the ultimate relatable mood! Time to lean into your lack of morning energy and tell the world how you think: “Coffee? Nah. Chaos.”
Things you’ll need:
– Temporary tattoo words: “Always” and “Tired” (trust me, it’s easier to use temp tattoos here)
Or, if you’re artsy:
– An Eyeliner pen to write the words yourself under your lashlines carefully.
How to apply:
Once you got them positioned under each eye, you’ll want to go slow with this one! Place “Always” under the right eye closest to the lash line and “Tired” under the left eye. Make sure both tattoos are centered for serious symmetry vibes. If you’re going to handwrite them, just make tiny dashes of the words with your eyeliner and practice beforehand!
Honestly, you’ll have to fight people off with this one—they’ll def stop you in the street and relate hard. 😂
5. The Mini Face Tats (Like the Smiley Face and Mini Hearts)
Yeah, Posty has a smiley face and some mini hearts near his hairline. We live for those random, almost cute little touches adding major juxtaposition to his hardcore side. It gives his ink personality chemistry, just like Posty IRL.
What you NEED:
– Either mini smiley face Temporary Tattoos that come in a set
– Or grab a fine-tip eyeliner to draw in mini stuff yourself.
These are quick and easy to slap on. For the smiley, place it close to your hairline, maybe above the eyebrow or near your temple. The mini versions? Hearts look cute on the side near the cheeks.
Setting the Tattoo Magic
Once your Posty masterpiece is on your fabulous face, you’ll wanna lock that look. The best way to do this is by using Setting Spray to make sure the ink or tat stays smudge-proof while you’re out there dancing or just living your best life. Spritz evenly and give it a sec to settle—voila: you’re unstoppable (well, at least for the next few hours).
If you don’t have setting spray, a good ol’ Translucent Powder can work as well for keeping things in place. Just dab the powder gently over your tattoo spots and call it a day. Just be careful not to go overboard—less is more!
Life Hack: To get off the tattoos at the end of the day, use micellar water and Q-tips. It’s gentle but super effective in removing all the temporary ink while keeping your skin fresh.
Finishing Touches: Channeling That Posty Vibe
Since these tattoos are, like, the star of the show, keep the rest of your makeup simple. Go for light foundation; maybe a bronzy contour; and simple lip gloss, because let’s keep the focus where it belongs: on the face ink.
But hey, some edgy winged eyeliner or smudgy shadow wouldn’t hurt either—just keep the energy effortless and cool. Or, if you’re feeling bold, try pairing your Posty tats with a heavy glitter eye or grungy nude lip for a full-on rocker babe vibe.
And there you go—you’re basically ready to rock up anywhere, looking like the ultimate Post Malone alter-ego! Have fun with it! Serve the attitude, and maybe add some chains or distressed clothing to really level up the outfit side of things. 💀
